Okay Guys. I've always loved Relic Hunter and was re-watching it when I came upon this funny conversation in the episode "Nothing but the Truth". Basically, Sydney Fox, an Ancient Studies prof and her teaching assistant Nigel Bailey are off to find the Chalice of Truth in this episode, where the person looking into it will speak nothing but the truth, hence the title. The thing is, their first lead to the Chalice points to a cooking school in France. Start watching Part 2 from 0.50 onwards. It's brilliantly funny.
Check out Part 3 of Nothing but the Truth, 4.36 is where the funny bits start.